I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA

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brazenbvll:

Dceeo → (©

iamdarcylewis:


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Oh, shut up. You pushed me off the couch just ten minutes ago because I was beating you.

Noo…
Nonononono..
I uh.. pushed you off the couch ‘cause you were annoying me….

iamdarcylewis:


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Well you took Yoshi! She’s the second cutest after Yoshi.

… Do I hear actual whining…?
    — aand.. even if you did use Yoshi I could use Wario and still beat you… that’s how bad you are at Super Smash Bros…

iamdarcylewis:

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I need help.

I’ll say you do..
       You are running low on energy and Luigi is about to open a can of uh whoop ass on ya..
       Well that’s what ya get for being Princess Peach..

death-by-lulz:

Game of Thrones cast photos out of character.

I love these photos so much

okay so im probably gonna do that that AU with iamdarcylewis cus i can no longer be contained with the feels they consume me sorry — if you do not know of the AU i am speaking of it can be found here

i know.. i am a terrible person — never ship with me cus i will make you cry and question your own sanity srsly

tornbutterflies smiled ;  
DROPS URL THEN FLUTTERS AWAY
  • My favorite thing about them — Weell.. she definitely isn’t afraid to speak what is on her mind..
  • My least favorite thing about them — She isn’t afraid to speak. What is on her mind..
  • Do I find them attractive? — Suuure…
  • Are we friends? — I suppose so.
  • Would I date them? — Nah.
  • Would I marry them? —
  • Would I have children with them? —

  • Would I die for them? —

i think i have made it quite clear if you don’t trim your posts i will unfollow you for that — i’m sorry

storytime-addict smiled ;  
nvc

         .. Beg your pardon….?

It’s a part of always being right. You know, as someone with three degrees who graduated Summa Cum Laude.

Ohh yeaaah.. I completely forgot.. ‘Cause everyone who has a piece of paper with their name and the schools they attended aaand graduated from stamped on it .. verifies their obvious intelligence factor. Mhmm…